The Mun: Hot or horrific?
Posted On: 17/04/2015
By: Jill Fogg
So, the glorious man bun is upon us as a new trend for men of all ages. The male top knot, the Mun, the short back and sides with a testicle on top. Am I missing something? There are loads of trends going around recently that I can't decide whether I love or loathe, but the Mun made my decision really easy.
Whilst on a serious retail mission I happened to cross paths with what can only be described as a mid twenties hairy spice boy sporting a sumo rats tail scrunched into a bun on the top of his head. Now I am not one to stare, but I was dumbstruck with horror; my pearly veneers hit the floor. I couldn't believe what I had just witnessed. I had to have a stiff vodka in the Slag and Lettuce to calm my nerves - after scooping my face up off the floor outside of Topshop of course.
Since that fateful day I have had to suffer the sight of these so called muns, which are not cool I might add, on a regular basis. To sport one of these you need to have the oversized facial beard to match. I mean, you cant have your Ethel Austin purse to go in your Micheal Kors bag now can you?
To sport one of these bacteria ridden nests of facial pubes they call a beard and the hair testicle atop the head you must have swag.... whatever that means. I think you get it by the till in Topman. Basically you have to be skinny (because muscles are too mainstream) not shave for 6 months, get a pair of your nieces peddle pushers and incinerate all your shampoo and hairbrushes for this look to work.
Fellas... if Bradley Cooper can't pull this one off, neither can you. So do us all a favour, fish out ya mums fabric scissors and just chop away. Left right and centre cause either way it needs to get GONE!
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