Sexy ‘Grey trackies look’ only works on non-mingin lads, studies show

Posted On: 16/10/2015

By: Carl Connor

The trick of lads wearing grey jogging bottoms (“joggers”, or sweatpants) to make them more attractive is well known across Merseyside, and with these pants being a fashion staple in the area, many onlookers are helpless to resist a grey joggers-clad individual.

However, social scientists have ascertained that the grey sweatpants only act as an attractiveness enhancer if the lad in question isn’t a pure meff to begin with.

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Banging Grey Trackie Bottoms on mingers doesn’t magically make them fitter

Experiments with putting an average looking lad in grey jogging bottoms were shown to increase his desirability significantly – However, doing the same with a proper sket, the individual was still found repulsive.

“It’s simple maths”, say scientists, “If, out of ten, you’re a five, the joggers make you twice as fit. 5 X 2 = 10”

“If you’re a zero, 0 X 2 = 0”.

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