Posted On: 13/09/2015
By: Carl Connor
The previously held axiom of Older Women believing they can show some young lads new tricks in the bedroom is being challenged across Merseyside.
Experts are claiming that having had an extra twenty years or so of sexual experiences pales in comparison to having access to some of the shit you can see on the internet.
Sexy Older Women thinking they can teach young lads a thing or two obviously unaware of some of the porn they’ve been watching
Ryan, 18, from Netherley, suggests, “If an older woman can teach me a thing or two about the Pepperami man fisting a Korean transsexual on the Starship Enterprise, then fair play”.
“Chances are, though, it’s going to be cowgirl & missionary and then taking her kids to school in the morning.”
“That last one’s not a euphemism, and frankly, it doesn’t compare to streaming Interracial Thomas the Tank Engine role play off my iPhone”.
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